i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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