And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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