ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
