I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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