I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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