Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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