He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I have demons in me.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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