I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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