everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
