don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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