i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I am midnight drunk by noon
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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