Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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