I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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