508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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