Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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