is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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