no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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