He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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