Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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