he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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