i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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