I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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