why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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