They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love you. Go after that dick
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