SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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