My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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