just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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