I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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