singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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