Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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