He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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