Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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