I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please come you make the beer taste better
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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