Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I want a musical about memes.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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