So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize