she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish you could order shots online.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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