For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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