yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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