pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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