can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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