and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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