I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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