You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
