problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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