Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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