Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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