Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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