Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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