we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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