She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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