Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
