drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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