She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize