iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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