I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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